January 2012
jmimy:
“this is waka flocka LAME” i said as my parents told me i couldnt drink on new years eve
December 2011
girl: wow i seriously hate two faced people
nearby are conjoined twins, who silently weep together upon overhearing
madgay:
i literally need 50 feet of space please dont stand close to me dont look at me dont breathe on me
littlesainteverets:
if you sleep in the nude do you have to get on the Polar Express like that
a haiku for the bus driver who deliberately drove...
l7one:
I swear to god bruh Let me catch you in the streets Bruh I swear to god
wwiao:
ill remember 2011 forever as the year i fell in love (with myself)
new year's resolution
2008: lose weight
2009: lose weight
2010: lose weight
2011: lose weight
2012: lose weight
ier0:
my new year’s resolution is 1024x768
stormcloud:
i hope the ball drops on my house
jeeepers:
i dont think anyone truly understands how rare wearing pants is for me
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abwhoretion:
Tomorrow at midnight I’m kissing the barrel of a gun
if you’re not totally convinced that i don’t have a life you should see my score on temple run
1 tag
virginclub replied to your post: virginclub replied to your photo: Tumblr Crushes:…
idk but i love u
thank god!!
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virginclub replied to your photo: Tumblr Crushes: virginclub bloodgods …
oh my gdo
how does that even happen..
9 tags
sigh
virginclub:
can u girls all make separate blogs for talking about your periods so that I don’t have to see this shit thanks
stormcloud:
i got 99 problems and they’re all self diagnosed personality disorders
imthedad:
CooL tips for TEENS!!
1. Never be a Girl in the presence of NERDSs!!
2. ALawayS KILL NERDS
do i kill/not be myself now or later
lightbuld3:
my new year’s resolution is to lose 100% of my weight so i stop existing
